If Justin dies because of his last comments, it won't be because of me. I promise. I've learned a great deal of patience and even more tolerance for insanity. I just knew that if I waited long enough, karma would do me justice and by dang, it did! Wa ha ha! So Justin, I won't kill you, but karma sucks and so... good luck with that.
Now, to defend myself from his last post. I am NOT a grumpy pregnant lady. He knows that. Really, he honestly knows that. (I just asked him to double check.) I think I'm quite pleasant most of the time. However, I am at the awkward stage of pregnancy. My body doesn't respond to pregnancy like the rest of women. I just get kinda chubby for a while before a belly starts poking out. This is how I feel I look in the mirror:
Seriously, all muscles go on a nine month vacation and all my skin gets loose. Then fat deposits in places I didn't think fat could deposit. I think most women can agree that you go through a phase of prego life where your cute skinny clothes don't fit but maternity shirts make you look like you're wearing a hot air balloon. Clothing is just a lose-lose situation so you can't help but have a hard time finding something to wear. I am super grateful to be prego and I can't wait to meet our new little man but clothing for the next few months will be my worst enemy. Maybe I'll just follow the Michelin Man's style and wear a scarf. Yikes!
So Justin, you will never understand how it feels to go through pregnancy or delivery, and for that I am grateful. (That would be weird if you did.) You don't need to worry about us having a girl ever. I think there is WAY too much testosterone in you. You are getting a little crazy in your old age, but I'll just blame that on the seven years of school. As for being forgiven for your post, I think either
A: A sincere heartfelt and very public apology is in order
OR
B: A treat that starts with an "i" and ends with a "ce cream" will suffice.
Take your pick sir.
3 comments:
You are so funny! I think you look adorable pregnant. Fortunately for you, you can go back to wearing skinny clothes after the baby comes. Some of us will never wear a pair of skinny jeans again! Anyway, I have some cute maternity clothes you can have if you want them. I'll bring them at Christmas if I can fit them in our car.
Sherrie, you are hilarious. I'm so glad Justin found someone so nice who puts up with him. And btw, you look way cute! Miss you guys and can't wait to see you soon!
All right, break it up! Just kiddin. You two make me LAUGH! Sherrie-you are adorable and teeny tiny. I know what you mean though-girls are so hard on themselves...esp. while prego. We need to hand out with you guys again! Maybe when Justin buys you Ice-cream? :)
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